InterGraptions

Strange Interactions between grapes and people are bound to happen at parties.

when a bowl of grapes is placed on the snack table, it catches the eye of almost everyone...who likes grapes. As people approach this bowl of juicy grapes, the following scene ensues leaving the guest confused and the grapes offended.

You want more than just a few grapes, so you spot a branch that has about the amount you want to take. what stands in your way is that that branch is attached to a larger branch containing 8 times the amount you want. you don't want this much either.... so you find a good place to break the branch and be on your merry way eating grapes.
WRONG: the grape branch is very strong and it takes some intense struggling, shaking, and twisting to get it loose. meanwhile half the grapes on the branch you're fighting for have fallen off and mixed with the small shriveled grapes at the bottom of the bowl.

you've got the branch free but have lost most the grapes and your dignity and after the 5 minute struggle you still have not gotten your fix grapes.

Advise to hosts serving grapes...accompany the grape bowl with scissors, knife, or other sharp objects to avoid these encounters.